Why Kasab should be given a Mercedes

Last night as I was skimming through the day's paper, I was utterly shocked to find out that the Maharashtra State Public Works Department had spent a whopping Rs 5.24 crore to construct a high security cell in order to protect Ajmal Amir Kasab! Apparently, the 'anda' cell, as it is called, where Kasab is kept in solitary confinement, has a reinforced steel wall which supposedly protects the criminal from any possible attack or sabotage. What a load of waste, 5 crore on a tiny bulletproof room! Someone's not doing their homework here.

The way I see it, the authorities should have invested in a Mercedes Benz, or specifically the Guard variant of the S-Class. I think it would be more sensible to lock the bastard in the S-Guard and park it in a prison cell. For the newbie's, this is no ordinary S-Class I'm talking about, its B7 protection level here. Read that as pointing your finger at , 44 Magnum(the big ones), 7.62 armour piercing AK47 rounds, hand grenades, rifle launched projectiles, the lots. And if something really big and bad comes to jeopardize the safety of Mr. Kasab, like alien invasions, all you have to do is dab the right foot and drive away with the bastard.

And there is also an inbuilt torture mechanism (no offense Daimler) if he gets a little too demanding, just turn the heater on at full blast! The torture system in the S-Guard is highly advanced that it can individually torture THE inmate during interrogation (4-zone climate control). And I can also assure you that the roof wont leak in July or August.

So there you have it! The car costs roughly the same. Is infinitely better than an steel box and well, what do you know! After Kasab is history the government might end up richer by just auctioning the car. Trust me I'm a doctor

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